Will you be the next Microsoft CEO?

Bill is leaving soon; so, if you think you can do it, copy and paste from below.

Dear Mr. Gates,
I am writing to apply for the CEO position advertised in the Microsoft website. As requested, I am enclosing a completed job application, my certification, my resume and three references. The opportunity presented in this listing is very interesting, and I believe that my strong experience and education will make me a very competitive candidate for this position. The key strengths that I possess for success in this position include:

  • I have successfully installed Windows Vista on my PC, once;
  • I don’t own an iPod; (btw, what is an iPod exactly?);

With a BS degree in Computer Programming, I have a full understanding of the full life cycle of a software development project. I also have experience in learning and excelling at new technologies as needed.
Please see my resume for additional information on my experience.
I can be reached anytime via my cell phone (please note, not iPhone), 555-555-5555. Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to speaking with you about this employment opportunity.

Sincerely,
Me